Welcome to the Albany main campus of SUNY, which in this case stands for the Soviet University of New York.
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The walk from the bus stop. Very inviting. It wasn't actually cloudy that day; a perpetual fog hangs over the institution. (Just kidding!) (Kinda) |
The University at Albany was designed during the height of the Crappy Inhuman Modernist Building Movement, by architect Edward Durrell Stone. Built over a two-year period from 1956-1958, it has now tortured and demeaned students for over fifty years.
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Entering SUNY. A grandiose mixture of concrete and intimidation built for a warm climate. However, this isn't one. It's New York. Enter wind. |
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Someone was compensating... |
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This is the plaza where people hang out. At least, people were probably present here in the renderings in 1956. In reality, it repels all but the squirrels, who have the generosity of heart to make any place their home. |
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The fountain. One of the few part of campus that students love. Mostly for Fountain Day, an excuse to get wasted at noon on campus. This past year was the last opportunity for the next few years, due to construction, for Fountain Day to be held. It was canceled, however, for reasons outlined below. |
On Saint Patrick's Day weekend 2011, a group of hundreds of UAlbany students rioted in the streets of the "Student Ghetto", bordered roughly by Lake Ave on the east, Partridge Street on the west, Morris Street on the south and Washington Ave on the north. Most of the rioting occurred around Hudson Ave and Quail St, and made national news. Over 40 students were arrested, many from the numerous videos that were taken of the event, which included students tipping over cars and countless other acts of property damage. Finding the videos and news coverage is easy, just Google "Kegs and Eggs Albany".
After the riots, UAlbany canceled Fountain Day, sparking further protests and property damage on the uptown campus itself. Some students spray painted some columns, while a non-traditional (meaning older) student got stoned and chained himself to the fountain for a couple of days.
No word yet on how much our degrees will be worth after all this ridiculousness.
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In this shot, you can see the sheer size of the erect penis sculpture obelisk, as well as the lower level of the podium. The lecture center can be found here. |
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This landscaping isn't really helping. |
Overall, the University at Albany Uptown Campus is a suburban piece of inhospitable garbage plopped ungracefully into the City of Albany. It adjoins the Harriman State Office Campus, which is arguably worse, though slated for renewal. That's a topic for another post.
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Students!! OMG!!! Of course, they are avoiding their designated hang out area. |
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This trash can looks like it just wants to swallow the campus whole. |
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This is the standard size of the windows on campus, including, I believe, in the dorms, which consist of four towers surrounding the main podium, each contained within their own mini-podium. It's arguable that the windows are this narrow to prevent suicides. College students occasionally do that anyway - college can be a very turbulent time - and a campus like this certainly doesn't help. |
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Every disgusting and demeaning suburban campus must have oceans of parking. Even urban campuses have too much, but you could fit the entire Saint Rose campus into one of UAlbany's parking lots. |
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You can see one of the residential towers in the background. |
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Who doesn't want to cross a hamster-cage-bedding moat to get to the sitting area? Sign me up! |
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Turns out that chain they put up to keep people out of here is super easy to step over. |
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The stairs to underneath the podium. |
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Another view of the stairs. |
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This is...interesting. Clearly they didn't want this art project to be seen by anyone, so they hid it under a stairway. |
Things are about to get ugly. I know it's a shock that they weren't already.
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Okay, listen. This isn't a pedestrian perspective complaint. But if a door needs to be pulled, give it a damn handle, not a push bar. These deceptive doors just piss me off. |
At this point in my travels through the campus, I decided to go inside the Lecture Center, underneath the podium.
I've been visiting this campus since before I moved to Albany three years ago, I performed and rehearsed here after moving and this is my second semester as a student at this college. Last semester I even took a transportation planning class on the uptown campus (the classes for my major are downtown), as well as doing almost all of my essay writing here. It can be objectively stated that I've spent quite a bit of time on this campus.
And yet, I got lost trying to find the main hallway. Horribly, horribly lost. There are no pictures of that part, because I was concentrating on finding where I was going.
I was looking for the way into the tunnel. Finally, I found it:
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I barely even found it in the end. This tiny little sign is the only direction I found, after going through a maze of hallways. |
That is not a typo. We are actually talking about the maintenance tunnel here. It is a primary route for students to get across campus, especially in winter, on a campus designed for the Mediterranean.
Let's go take a look a this route, and the charm it exudes. Remember, while we are here, the impressionable and still maturing minds of the young people that this campus is intended to shape.
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.....are you serious? |
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Yes, serious as can be...
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